Open Letter

To the idiot who stole my car radio last month:

I've had numerous radios stolen over the years, but no one has managed as smashing a job as you have (no pun intended). For a $20 radio, you did $500 of damage to my car. I sincerely hope you took that $20 and fed a hungry child. You are everything that is wrong with society.

Sincerely,
Therese